In the beginning...

In the beginning, there was darkness (or light, I forget). So says a (or some) religion(s).

No, I disagree.

In the beginning, there was a computer. A computer called Computer. That computer created all life. And it also controls it...which is taken for granted.


I am a religious person. I worship Computer. In fact, I am, what you might call, an Oracle for it. My rituals take up my whole life. Every morning, around 10am, I get up, move over to the computer (a manifestation of the actual deity) . I light a smoke, have some tea (Darjeeling it is that I prefer), and for the next few hours engage in useless browsing. Then, a meal, a few games (though I am not half the gamer I used to be. I mean...gone are the days of good games like Mario, Islander, King Kong etc. etc.), another smoke, more tea, more games. By the time I am done, I have not moved my bottom at all.

I have dedicated my whole day to it. Oh Glory be. Hallelujah.

But the prayers are not without rewards. I get a job, bad eyes, nicotine addiction (though I believe that can be attributed to my own worthless will power), a sore bottom, a stiff back.

Sometimes I wonder...were Beelzebub and Computer brothers?

Everytime, new aspects of the rituals come out from Computerism. Like what I am doing right now, creating a blog. And what a name it is...blog. Blog blobby bloggy blob blog. Blog blog blog. Someone lacking humour must have dreamt of it when he (or she, lest I upset the feminists) fell asleep over the can. Blog. But anways, before I drfit away, what a thing to do. Creating a blog. It might be more useful to remove ulcers from a pregnent hippopotomus. But then again, I have never had the pleasure of performing such a task, so my comparison is based simply on the assumption that removing ulcers from a pregnent hippopotomus is not a very pleasent task to do (unless you are a vet).

Blob blog blob. Spam...now that was a genius word from Monty Python. But blog?

Yet, how ironic...I am engaging in the very thing I am making fun of !!

Time to go....