Computers and the like ! Gods save us !

Here are a couple of one liners I came across a while ago regarding computers. Some are quite funny, and some are lame, but all are interesting !! I can't remember the source, but I am sure these, and more like these, are sprawled all over the internet !!

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Programming is like sex: one mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.

If a program is useful, it will have to be changed... ...If a program is useless, it will have to be documented.

Those who can't write programs....write help files

Memory is like an orgasm. Its a lot better if you don't have to fake it

My computer is sick....i think my modem is a carrier

you know abt programming...when the only tool you have is a hammer...every problem you encounter ressembles a nail

In C++ it's harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg

computers are unreliable....but humans are even MORE!!!!

well....If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong.

A C program is like a fast dance on a newly waxed dance floor by people carrying razors.

Difference between a virus and windows? Viruses rarely fail.

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? -- Neither do I.

System Error: press F13 to continue.

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?

The only truly secure computer is one buried in concrete, with the power turned off and the network cable cut.

Kids today have so many advantages I never had. There's no telling what I could've accomplished with a home computer and a handgun.

Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [OK]

Multitasking /adj./ 3 PCs and a chair with wheels !

When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it's probably obsolete.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done

A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy.

Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.

A logician trying to explain logic to a programmer is like a cat trying to explain to a fish what it's like to get wet.

A Windows user spends 1/3 of his life sleeping, 1/3 working, 1/3 waiting.

Error, no keyboard ? press F1 to continue.

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